Raju was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Raju: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast

Rajnikanth had a rough book and now this rough book is known as oxford english dictionary

History Teacher: kalidas had one brother, who engaged in shoe making. What was his name?
Sardar: adidas!!!

Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM What will you call your mother's younger sister and elder sister? Santa: so simple I'll them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM respc :P

Why does rajnikanth climb MT everest?


ans: To play jarbandi (SLIDE)

Light A Cigarette 

Problem
You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat.

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Solution 1
Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.

Solution 2
Another deadly answer:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it.
Catches win Matches.
Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette



Solution 3
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer:
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(Tip Tip)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee"
"us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"

mosquitoes on ypur screen might dies cos

this group is a HIT!! :D