Once jordan was spinning basketball on his fingers and asks Rajnikanth “Can you do it?”, Rajnikanth replies “ena rascala dont u know how earth rotates

Dr.chopra , psychotherapist wanted his name board 2 b writn in front of his clinic.So he cald sardarji,now he wrote da board.. dr.chopra "PSYCHO THE RAPIST "

Santa-The aeroplane is so big.
How is it painted?
Banta-when it flies in the air, it will become small and it is easily painted.

Two sardars are driving a car,
one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says, yes. no. yes. no. yes. no

TOM: SANTA ur son died!

Hearing dis SARDAR
jumped 4m 50th floor
@ 35th floor he realize: i have no son!
@ 20th floor he realize: i'm unmarried!
&
@ 3rd floor: Shit! I'm BANTA!!

A Judge said.. 
order.. 
Order.. 
Order.. 
Sardar: 
1 Pizza 
2 Chicken 
1 Coldrink 
Judge: 
Shut Up. 
SARDAR: 
No...Shut Up...!

1ly 7Up

Raju was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Raju: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast

Rajnikanth had a rough book and now this rough book is known as oxford english dictionary

History Teacher: kalidas had one brother, who engaged in shoe making. What was his name?
Sardar: adidas!!!

Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM What will you call your mother's younger sister and elder sister? Santa: so simple I'll them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM respc :P

Why does rajnikanth climb MT everest?


ans: To play jarbandi (SLIDE)

Light A Cigarette 

Problem
You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat.

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Solution 1
Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.

Solution 2
Another deadly answer:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it.
Catches win Matches.
Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette



Solution 3
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer:
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(Tip Tip)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee"
"us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"

mosquitoes on ypur screen might dies cos

this group is a HIT!! :D
                                                                                              

Why cant skeletons play music in church?

ans:because they have no"ORGANS"

Sardar who has sincere in traffic police but 
suspended from his job why? 

because he charged the ambulance for over speed

sardar in quiz program. question:river CAUVERY is in which state? sardar: liquid state..

 

Sardar proposed a Girl.

Girl:"Iam 1 year elder to you"

Sardar:"Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR!!!"

police Constable To Son:
"Stupid,
Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.?
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Son: "Keep This 50 Rupees

EK SWIMING PUL ME 20 LADKIYAN NAHA RAHI THI,ACHANAK PURA PANI SUKH GAYA.?
KAISE..

YE HAI "STAYFREE" KA KAMAAL.

 

Q: What can you serve but not eat

A: A tennis ball.

Why is a Foot Ball stadium always cool?

ans:because they are full of fans

Which is the coldest letter?

letter "B"

because its between A and C(AC)

(air conditioner)

Q. What word is pronounced incorrectly by everyone?





A. "incorrectly

Q. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?

A. The letter "m"

Q. What building has the most stories?
A. The library

Q.which is the most dangerous city?

A. Electricity

Q. how to wrute 4 in between 5?







A. In Roman F(IV)E

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone
for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Sardar Ji to Driver: Why have you increased speed of car?

Driver: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Laloo rushed home angrily.

After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.

Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.

Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in
love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
















Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" (child marriage) is illegal.

3 + 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?

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Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are bells tied around cows neck?

Bell around cows neck

Ans:Cows doesnt have horns.

What  might be the name of the girl who always pushes her father?

Ans: pushPA (PA-dad)

How do you make sure that a train runs on time?

ans:keep a watch on the railway track and allow the train to go through it(train runs ON time)