Once jordan was spinning basketball on his fingers and asks Rajnikanth “Can you do it?”, Rajnikanth replies “ena rascala dont u know how earth rotates
Dr.chopra , psychotherapist wanted his name board 2 b writn in front of his clinic.So he cald sardarji,now he wrote da board.. dr.chopra "PSYCHO THE RAPIST "
Santa-The aeroplane is so big. How is it painted? Banta-when it flies in the air, it will become small and it is easily painted.
Two sardars are driving a car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working. He puts his head out and says, yes. no. yes. no. yes. no
TOM: SANTA ur son died!
Hearing dis SARDAR jumped 4m 50th floor @ 35th floor he realize: i have no son! @ 20th floor he realize: i'm unmarried! & @ 3rd floor: Shit! I'm BANTA!!
